I'm linking up with Duane Scott today for Pleasantly Disturbed Thursdays. Not that it has to be Thursday to be pleasantly disturbed, you understand. It's just the day we choose to flaunt our disturbing mindsets. And uhh ... our pleasantness.
You want to know what disturbs me?
Exercising. I can't seem to get motivated to do it. My cholesterol is rising, rising, rising, and yet I can't seem to get the gumption to do anything about it. The thing is, I'm afraid if I burn many calories, I'll lose weight. And that's something I really don't need to do. Also, it does not give me energy. I'm more tired when I exercise! Perhaps I haven't done it long enough to see the benefits?
Ho hum. Whateva!
Speaking of cholesterol. And Duane Scott. Yes, Duane. The chocolate covered bacon is a heart attack waiting to happen. So dig in! What are you waiting for? You're young! I'm sure your cholesterol is nice and low, ya' big stud. So bring home the bacon. Fry it up in a pan. And dip it in chocolate! You'll feel like a man!
Speaking of men ... I just don't understand them. Sometimes I envy them. But only because they don't have female health problems. Oh yes, and because they seem to get better looking as they age. Women? The only thing we have to look forward to in our old age is not having our monthly, gray hair, road map faces, and saggy chesticles.
Big. Honkin'. Whoop.
Speaking of whoop ... Andrew's baseball team got their booties whooped last Sunday. It was just one of those games where everything that could go wrong did go wrong. We normally coach him to learn from his mistakes he made in the game. This game? We said, "Forget it all. Erase if from your mind!! Throw it in the trash. It's gone. Done with. Finished!"
Speaking of finished ... I am almost finished with three, count 'em, three quilts. One big one, one table runner, and one mini-quilt. All I have to do is tack the binding down. Pics will be up as soon as I'm done with each. I know, I know .. you've heard it all before. But really. I AM almost done.
Speaking of finished (again) ... I'm finished with this post!
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4 comments:
Male health problems are no picnic. My hubs had surgery the day after my birthday three weeks ago. Did you ever have a clog in your kitchen sink and need to get it snaked out? Yeah. Like that. Now he has a urinary tract infection from it all. I do not envy him in the least..
I don't know how to quilt. That is so cool!
Helen,
You're right. Men have just as many issues as women. (I think)
Brenda,
I am still trying to figure out what I'm going to do with you. I hope your husband doesn't see that you used the words "bacon and hunk" in the same paragraph.
This was so fun!
Duane. She said "stud." There's a difference.
And chesticles?! Hahaha.
Wow, I can't keep up with the quick wit. Chesticles? Wow again.
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