Not Me! Monday

Ever hear of Not Me Monday? It was started by MckMamma, over at My Charming Kids. Click here to visit her blog.




This last week, I certainly did not, nor would I ever call a person in a position of respect lame. Even if they said something lame, I would never tell them that they were. That's disprespectful and I always treat others with the respect they deserve.

When meeting someone by the name of Brad for the first time, I certainly did not respond with a stupid thing like, "Hi Brad. I guess we have a lot of the same letters in our name." Now that is truly lame, and I would never say something lame. Ever. I am always witty and clever, and I always make a good first impression.

When getting my hair cut, I did not get a sick feeling in my stomach with all the chopping sounds going on in back of me and blurt out to my hairdresser, "So - are you like snipping huge chunks of my hair off, or what is it that you are doing back there?" I have nothing but confidence in my beatiful hairdresser, and I would never make her uncomfortable.

And just so you know, I did not take my family out to eat more days than I fixed nutritious, well balanced meals for them. I'm a fantastical cook, and am so concerned about my family's health that I go to great lengths just to make sure they are eating five full servings of fruits and veggies per day. Every day. Mmm hmmm....

What about you? Have something you didn't do this week? Link up and join the fun in telling about it!

~Brenda

Not Me! Monday

I've never participated in a Not Me! Monday, but there's a first time for everything, right?




Deep breath. Here goes.



This week, I did not let my child make a fort in the back yard made out of wood scraps, cardboard, and other various materials that made our backyard look like Redneck Central. I would never impose upon our neighbors in that way. Nope. Not me!!



And speaking of Redneck Central, I also did not, nor would I ever, ever, ever post a picture of Jeff Foxworthy on Facebook as my husband's Doppelganger. Shaun doesn't look like Mr. Foxworthy, nor is he a redneck, so there is no resemblance at all. And no, I did not laugh right along with my friends when they saw the inaccurate accurate Doppelganger.



And last ... I was not too lazy to walk down the stairs to retrieve the book I am currently reading, and start a new book before finishing the other! I always finish what I'm reading before going on to the next, as that is the proper, systematic way of doing things. I am never lazy, and never undisciplined like that.



Nope!! Not me!!!



~Brenda